Saturday, October 08, 2005

today the koffee that i had during the week caught up to me and i felt deeead tired the whole day. argh! i was falling asleep during the lecture, and also completely miserable cos of the damn stoopid constant rain and the fact that i forgot my umbrella AND the fact that my dad was SOO DAMN MR GRUMPY TROUSERS because i forgot my umbrella. bad day. argh. its all my bio teacher's fault. hes such a bad influence, drinking coffee in bio class, esp before lunch, then i carnt help going to get coffee during lunch. bleh!! and then one time he even SPILLED HIS COFFEE and the WHOLE ROOM smelt like coffeee... argharghar Dieeee... it doesnt help that my friends are all coffeeaddicts too...... peerpressure... cofffeeeeee...

im avoiding my physics lab. and my english homework. and the damn chinese essay, which my yeacher 70% probability to forget about if we dunt remind him. during the week i realised how many teachers walk to school the same way i do.. something like 4 i think... argh argh... avoidavoidavoid tthheemmmm allll...

i need coffee. after doing experiments [i.e. drinking coffee] i had collated all the effects of coffee on me. firstly, for two periods after drinking coffee 1: i'ld be on a damn perky coffee high which means i talk and smile and laugh constantly to which my friends are kinda amused... although they most prob drank coffee also and are also right there being high with me. 2) there will be a hrorible urge to go toilet, esp during important things like math tests and bio labs... then for the next two periods it will be impossible to concentrate on anything, like th edamn physics equations all over the board... and then for the rest of the day the high will be back in full force. after which two days later its gonna suck all the energy away.. i swear coffee is this alien life force entity parasite that has evolved to wait in our body and eat our energy, meanwhile the chemicals its exudes makes us want to drink more coffee...

...did i just write a whole paragraph on coffee? the alien lifeforce entity parasite is influencing my mind.

hehehe... anyways... on a more... lighter note.... my friend ordered an ipod of amazon.com, and then when she hooked it up to the usb port on her comp it started smoking... and thne after that it didnt turnon anymore... so she ordered a replacemnet. and to be extra sure, she asked me to go help her install it. sooo... installed itunes and everything... THEN i plugged it into the usb port and the ipod EXPLODED!! ... ok it didnt really, but the small port at the bottom of the ipod started burning and there was this horrible crispy burnt wire smell in the air, so of cos i threw the ipod away from me, and as u can imagine it dunt work anymore... stoopid ipods. i concluded its becos the computer was jealous and fried the ipod with a surge of electricity.... she said its cos her usb port is whacked out... hmmm.... im probably right.

i've just come to realise how much i hate this girl in my class. omg, you will never be even able to imagine what she is like. ABHOR. DETEST. first take every single loudmouth act-smart know-it-all you have ever known. throw them all together. subtract common sense to know when to shut up and a strange ability to resist my EVIL EYE, as well as the gift of pinpointing the exact question that, when asked, is enough to make me eat my own pencil, and then increase her horribleness to the power 41. like OH MY GOD, she even interupts the teacher in the middle of his explananation to add in her own explanation, which HELLO was completely unasked for and unecessary and then she enjoys wallowing in her own aura of superiority. i hate her laugh, and her smile, and her every single word, and i have no idea why. except for the obvious one of her seeming to think she has an obligation to clarify things that Oh im sorry the rest of the class is too stoopid to understand ourselves. i swear im going to poison my teacher's coffee and have him spill it over her so it soaks through her skin and gives her sickle cell anaemia causing her to die a horrible death. in class. where i can seeit and laugh. ha. ha ha. hmph.

anyway, i feel much better after the ranting. if you have just read through that, congradulations for wasting 2mins of your time. i feel so accomplished. now go drink some coffee and read it again.

by the way: avoid kafka like the plague and go read catch-22, one of the funniest books ever!