Thursday, October 13, 2005

[the work im avoiding today is physics homework: vectors]

hahaha the funniest thing happened today. okok imagine this: its raining and the wind is dammn strong... so me and sarah and sara are walking out of school (that walkway is just like a wind tunnel) and sara is walking in front of both of us...

sara: ok, i'm sorry if my umbrella hits any of you
me: hehe

*five secs after that sara's umbrella head flies off in the wind (narrowly missing my head i might add)*
*one sec of stunned silence passes*

me and sarah together: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!!!!
me: choke cough cough
me and sarah continued: BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

SOOOO FUNNY... if you can visualize it... BWHAHAHAHHA!!!!

*repeat that for the next 2 mins*

okok... so sarah and i went to xi's house on... was it tuesday? ok, soo anywayy... for some random reason xi started pouring sugar down my festive straw (pink - bwaha!) into my orange juice. perhaps its because

a) i stole three of her straws for no good reason ( its because i like straws)
b) she was offended by the festiveness of my drink (pink and orange)
c) i didnt express enough enjoyment in her food (chicken teriyaki and salad)
d) she is insane

*see answer below

anyyyway, the logical assumption would be the sugar dissolved in the orange juice making it sweeter and NICER right? oooohhh noooooo, thank kafka for this, its all his fault, stoopid illogical world.... biggest mistake ever, while trying to drink my nice sweetened orange juice i inhale half a packet of pure, machinized sugar which stuck in the straw..... straight into my arteries and had a spontaneous heart attack.... hard to imagine? to relive this, take 1 packet of equal, or 3 packets of normal sugar, pour it into a little mountain, and SUCK THE GOD DAMN THING RAPIDLY THROUGH A STRAW. enough said. never take drugs children. it coats your brain through your nose canal and that is not a fun expierence. mlegh.

then we start talking about sugar and xi takes out this BigbigBIG carton of sugar packets. 1000 sugar packets. (a bargain her dad got - sorry her mother's husband, hehehe, which is how her dad describes himself - seriously who says that...) anyway back to the carton... imagine a box full of these little packets of coffee sugar... its just like holding... a tray full of ping pong balls.... *evil grin* wad do you want to do?

a) pack it away (dear GOD??!!)
b) admire it (weirdo...)
c) throw it all in the air and dance in the fall out (perfect!)

so kick in the uncontrollable urge to carry out c.... follow with two minutes of superb persuasion skillz in action...

amazingly, and rather naively in hindsight, xi agrees to let us throw the little packets around... WAHAHAHAH!!!! me and sarah carry the box into the living room, and then grab handfuls of sugar packets and just start flinging them at each other. i know it sounds weird dunt take this the wrong way...... but its fun seriously.... try it...... okok... so very fast theres no more packets in bnox, the're all over the floor. we start to pick them up, but of course it degenerates into a pick up and throw wahtever is in your area fight as usual.... at this poitn xi realises the horrible mistake she has made because of the 1000 packets scattered ALL OVER her floor and under the tv, and in the plant dish and in her shoes and everywhere... so shes kinda dead on the floor.... WAHAHA!! INGENIOUS IDEA. -zoom- -zipzip- -fwwwoooosshhh- in five secs me n sarah haf the box refilled and the evil smiles on our faces... *one*...... *two* .... *three*... POUR ALL OVER XI... BWAHAHA!! ... sugar... suggggaaaaaarrrr.... eeevveerryywheereee....

okok i seriously have to get to physics... cont. later... maybe...

ps: the answer for the first quiz is d.