Saturday, November 12, 2005

BURRFFDAY!! YAYY!!

This is all the weird things that i got my seventeenth birthday and my rather logical but somehow kafkaesque take on them... im traumatised for life.

1) Strange watermelon +bear notebook (do Not ask) (to record life?)
2) Small b0wl of sugar (ahahah!) (to sweeten life)
3) 5 striped paper clips holding 2 pieces of note paper and a moist towel packet (life is random)
4) 2 pencils and 1 piece of dark blue string (for sat II chinese)
5) bead necklaces (blue and silver yaY!) (for celebration whoo hoo!)
6) orange gummies (for energy!)
7) 2 pax of pocky (chocobanana (wth!!) and strawberry) (im not even going to comment)
8) 4 balls of yarn (purple, greenand blue) (to make sweaters... erhh... yeah....)
9) 1 pack of "really big paper clips" (to... hold life together??)
10) 1 japanese cake sweet desert thing <- hard to explain (shows that life is squishy.. no really it is)
11) 1 pack of seaweed (symbolises life's suicide...oh and i supose saltyness as well)
12) 1 chocopie (down with racisM!! esp. to pies!!)
13) 6 badges (life needs slogans to survive)
a) zombie
b) Kill your television
c) Stewie: why you sick, sick little moo cow
d) We're all mad here
e) Say nope to dope and ugh to drugs
f) "even though this is a stupid button you're still squinting to read it"
14) packet of tissue paper (for coughs)
15) 2 differnet kinds of chopsticks and 1 really small spoon. (note: spoon) (erh... hmm... life... revolves... around... cutlery??)
16) 2 hair ties (do not even talk to me about this)
17) ... this is the kicker... all the empty little packets of sugar that went into the bowl of sugar earlier... (*some* people are insane. enough said)

add to this xi and sarah wrapped everything up with 16 layers of tissue paper... note... tissue paper... that caused the cleaning guy's eyes to fall out cos we opened the prez in the physics labs... ooo and the card... v.v.v. nice card...







and of cos this unbelievable drawing from lisa... hehe that small face looks more like her than me... and trust me the drawing is SOOOO much better up close... like make it ten thousand times more clearer ... hehehehehheheheheheee.... *muffles insane giggling*



hehehehe also... mucho thanks for all the ecards and emails that i got :P carnt believe everyone remembered... but of cos i assume everyone has memory thats as... great... as mine... yesh... must remember to send emails on 22nd... :D *rummages for post it note* in fact... i better wish you guys happy birthday in advance!!! happy birthdayy!!! oh dear... too emotional... its getting sappy... im going to go sweep the floor... hehe...

in any case... ytd was the best day ever!! you guys are the greatest!!