Tuesday, November 01, 2005

ok so these are the few main jokes and i realli carnt write out all the rest because i already forgot everything... hehehe...

so basically we went back to xi's house to make lunch and she already asked her mum before to unfreeze the meat for cooking. here we are trooping into her kitchen and im raiding her fridge for the nice milk chocolate toblerone (hehehe no its white... no wait, its black!! whahaha!) ok yeah... and at the same time she goes to check the meat thats quietly defrosting. she picks thru them and shes like... "ok... chicken"... and then another piece... "yes chicken"... and then suddenly i hear... "this isn't chicken!! this is so pork!!"

AHAHAH!!

cue spontaneous uncontrollable laughter here. and immediately of course i send "this is so pork!!" to sarah, which she of course links it to the earlier message she sent to xi, which was "do you take chem?" only it came out "do you take ahem" and we were soo stumped we didnt reply... hehehehe... sooo funny... just imagine you ask someone like do you take chem and half an hour later you get the message this is so pork!! WHaHaH!!

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and then im doing tok with xi in her room and sarah is outside trying to concentrate on her english cos she said we were too noisy, except she kept asking me questions which means i have to walk alll the way out to the living room... so after like 2 or 3 times i just randomly grab the nearest soft toy next to me, which was a pig, and i went out and immediately shouted: "ALL YOUR ANSWERS WILL BE ANSWERED BY THE MYSTICAL PIG".... hehehhehehe then of course i just threw it at her and ran away, but she kept asking me to come out so the pig was followed by a mystical stuffed lion... and an apple... -merf-

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hehehhe and then this last thing which is totally impossible to describe without a visual. ok so im gonna try anyway. imagine xi's bed is like against the wall, except its on wheels so it can move, and then somthing dropped behind the bed like near the top right corner, no idea what it was, xi is like lying on the bed and trying to reach it... ahehehhehe... except suddnely the bed MOVES and shes trapped in tha corner between the bed and the wall and the cupboard and it just looks SOOO funny cos her legs are like waving in the air and shes like "HELP HELP!!!" and me and sarah are like "WHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA" and not moving at ALLL... heheheheh...and shes like that for 5 mins before she finally manages to push the bed further away and roll out, no help from us of course. XD.

alot alot alot alot tests tests teststests... except something to do with halloween next. :D