Thursday, December 01, 2005

mc: hey folks... give me some feedback here. should i burn down sam's house for listing me with ronald macdonald and the tooth fairy? or should i sign up for twenty thousand websites and listings and webrings and porn with her email for including me in this pointless and strange game? or maybe... if you're in a terribly good mood, i could even... lock her and ann in the same room for a week... with *gasp* a deranged and homicidal baboon! or even... two! (and a banana! it's more vicious than you think!) it's all your choice!

audience: yay!! all! all! ALL!

mc: all right!! amuse yourself with the following, while i go prepare...

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RULES OF GAME:
1. post 5 weird/random stuffs about yourself
2. at the end of the quiz list the names of 5 people who you want next to do this and leave a comment "you are tagged" in their blog and tell them to read your blog for rules.

1) All those times when i just blank out and stare at you with a rather hazy expression after you've said something... and then i go "what what?" or "huh?" ten seconds later... its just to drive you all crazy. actually i heard you fine the first time. :D

2) I'm still plotting to spike my teachers' coffee with lotsa sugar... problem is getting it done without being caught red-handed. my bio teacher is relli distracted, soo... should be rather easy... except i'll feel sorry for him (since he seems a rather sappy person), and i bet he wunt haf any reaction. my phy teacher on the other hand... would probably know exactly who it was if his coffe is unnaturally seasoned... therfore i must set up some sort of framing evidence before hand. hmm...

3) I recommend everyone to play morrowind and monkey island... two best games of my life. in fact, i'll even lend it to you... which reminds me... wq still owes me my monkey island 3. tsktsk.

4) an random dislike that i have is those colorful plastic things that babies play with. they bother me somehow. oh oh and the strange weird sticky but slimy transparent membrane that is between onion layers... unnecessary and alien. go peel open an onion and see. (dunt laugh, if you were cooking everyday you'ld hate it too!) what else... my dad whining filial piety everytime i refuse to do something for him like find his lousy glasses. seriously. plus the way the damn scotch tape tears off this small 5mm by 2 mm triangle corner when i have my hands full holding the whole project together and have after mucho delicate manevoures have managed to get two fingers free to tear a large piece off... i realise this list could go on forvver... im going to stop now. yes... right.

5) i lost my pencil. just five seconds ago. where the hell is it??? its not in the pile of stuff on my table... which incidently is not always there but spontaneously occured when the damn aluminium can pencil holder tipped the hell over... its not under my laptop or the books... its not under "one hundred years of solitude"... eeeeeeeerrrgghhhh... its not on the flooorr...... hmm... just found my alarm clock battery... thats good..... did it fall in my bagggg... nooo.... the saga continues... now where is my backup pencil?.... damn it!

people to sabo: can i say sam again? alright. sam. sam. and also... sam. thats 15 facts you sabo-er! and they btr be long! and just for good measure, huimin and ann as well. and sarah and xi. im goiing to forget to tell anyone aboutthis quiz... but if any of you is reading this now... yeah... you've been tagged... yeah. hm...

Side note:
Shopping List
1) Baboon/Howling Monkey
2) Rope
3) Petrol/Gasoline
4) Lighter fluid and matches
5) Digital video camera
6) Banana
7) Yogurt (peach)
8) Flashlight/black ski mask
9) Suitable blunt instrument
10) A good book