Thursday, February 09, 2006

omg driving is seriously fun. scary, somtimes life threatening and sometimes incredibly boring (such as waiting at the damn light) but funfun!!

so being 5secs late to get into the car im suddenly stuck with being actually DRIVING FIRST? eeek. and the guy goes thru all the pedals and signals and stuff and OFF WE GO. yeah, 5 secs of instructions. thanks man. make it all the way down f.d.r and onto 38th without mishap (except perhaps .... then we're on the main streets and there are sooo many pedestrians and stuff and they're ALL STANDIING AT THE CURB WHEN IM TRYING TO TURN?? what the hell is wrong with them. hellooo pple read the sign on the car: "extrememely dangerous student driver: step away from the curb" but nooooo, they dunt care, so i have to brake in the middle of the whole road and waiiiit for them to slloooowwly walk across the damn crossing! aghr! then i totally miss my turning because im sooo busy concentrating on the three damn mirrors that you have to look at every 3-5 seconds??? YEAH NO WAY. and then theis total idiot looks like hes turnign in front of me but then he starts to reverse and im coming up behind him and so i swerve like frantically left to avoid him the whole street is full of cars?! eek. im going to fail my road test. horribly. miserably. terribly. the accelerator is too light and the brake is too heavy... noo... ervthing is wrongggg eeeeeek... VRROOM SCREECH VROOM OMGIMGOINGTODIE VROOOM EEEEeeeaackkk.... *sighs of relief* <- basically summarizes the class.

actually it was pretty ok... didnt feel like going to die or anything... sarah had it soo much worse. there was this one guy in front of her and to her right (and to tell you the truth i dunt even rmb the next 5 secs properly cos adrenaline was like flooding through my brain) but then he seems to stop i think and sarah's coming up from behind pretty fast, so the instructor tells her to slow down and turn on the left blinker to pass her... AHHAHAHA but somehow everything goes opposite and teh WINDSHIELD WIPERS START WIPING FRANTICALLY NA DTHE ACCELERATOR JUST JAMS ON IN THIS HUGE BURST OF POWER AND ARGH ARGH ARGH!! and the instructor has to jam down his brakes and we're all lkike... what the hell just happejned?? hahahahah... kinda funny actually.. not funny while goin through it... i had this whole flashback to jurassic park where the safari cars gettotally trashed and the windshield wipers are on... SOO CREEPY! then the instructor was evilll and made sarah go through grand central where there is this quote :" serpentine" twisty road thing wher eits a total blind curve... youjust see like one manageable curve turning left, then suddenly as you turn this horrible sloping downwards right curve comes up and the instructor is talking sooo fast like "lookoutlookoveryourshoulderlookattheblindspotkeeptotherightbecarefuloftheguynexttoyou" and like alll sorts of more stuffstuff...

damn tiring. damn fun. damn lots of stuff to remember. like thoese damn mirrors. i need more eyes.

MORE DRIVING! (plus i have this icredible urge to just crash... like just once you know... just to see what it feels like... erh... yeah... :P)